This women’s lovely face.

Hi Joe:

As I was looking for a piece of paper to do with my passport app and a picture fell into my lap. The picture ended face up and I gazed at this women’s lovely face and I wondered whom she was.

Slowly I turned the picture over as our eyes seemed to be fixed in a stare that I can call curious, why are you here.? Then I read her name, it’s the same name as my wife’s name.

How could this be, was it indeed the Grandmother I heard about for over 45 years.

I called out and asked if the name meant I had found the long lost picture of Grandma on her fathers side.? Well. that was a sudden change in plans, my quest was to find out whom I had found. Suddenly that little file cabinet had a lot traffic.

Sure enough after a few moments it was verified that indeed  this picture was of her and nobody knew where it came from. I had an idea so I voiced it and it was for me to search and report back and everyone went back to the important stuff of the day.

So, to make a short story, this picture was in a box that came from her Dads estate along with a Family bible full of dates of marriages, births and deaths. And it was put in the steel filing cabinet to be sorted thru later. So, its now years later,  this picture had worked its self to the top the pile and made its appearance.

This picture along with some other cards was sealed in a zip locked bag, so how did it get out.? , did someone look thru the pictures and forget to reseal it?. Who knows, but in this bag were other pictures of people that are related thru marriage and many post cards.

Cards were cheaper than paper letters so these were sent more often. These cards were from 1900’s and the postage was 1 cent and not much of an address, but they got thru.

If fact some these cards were please read and write back letters and poems.

I sorted thru them and placed them in a photo album and then all can see them and they were protected. For the age of them these are in “mint” condition. Luckily, Grandpa wrote on the back of the cards so you knew whom the picture was of and then you marvel at the person.

A lot of history, soldiers from the  WW 1, early Canadian farmers, young children, babies all unknown and now mostly forgotten and no body to continue the search of the ancestry, for now, maybe somebody later. The majority of these people are deceased and all there is, are pictures and letters. The Grandkids are in their 60’s, so what’s the chance they might have an interest.?.

We are here because you cared enough.!

Risqué’ e-mails, who you goanna call.?

Hi Joe:

How  the hell are you, thank you for your call about your cable box. Did you know it took a whole beer to talk you thru the process of finding out what was wrong with it.? And another beer to just recall why you had to take it back and exchange it. Be sure to call me anytime because that’s the only time I get a break and a beer because I am helping out. Yes, de Boy Scout rides again.

Since we are on the subject of the cable, did you know there are less and less people that I can send any risqué’ e-mails too?. yes, I got a few the other day and I lmao and then when I thought whom I can send this too, you are the only name on file of a smut list. Only one person that has the same sense of humor and is a biker and likes to see a nude pix (full frontal) of a frosted beer bottle and steak and a naked women, the rest.??.

The people that have found religion and are boring again, send of course e-mails with religious content and you must forward this to 75 people within 30 seconds or risk the perils that are described if you all don’t. I am very happy for them and I wish them all well. Those guys are on my did not call list and immediate spam or sooner list. I have over 75 friends but I don’t have 30 seconds to complete the task. NO, sir.!!.

Then there are the seniors list that think I am a senior or its all the e-mails about prunes and other medical problems that I didn’t know existed until I got them. Just to be sure I did a quick scan of the of the net to be sure I was “organism free”, well I know that I ain’t orgasm free. These guys would not want to see my forwards either because their pace makers aren’t combat version , they have the condo version, so you know there could be some 911 calls. No, sir not them.

So, the only other person could be my son. Now, here’s where it gets crossing the line. You see he is younger, so if I sent them to him, would I be guilty of corruption of the youth. Or could I be classed as a dirty old man, wow, I bath regular even if its only on Saturday. Some of the misses friends think I am dirty old man, must be jealous or something. Truth is, I like what I know and I know what I like and you know what I like and they know what I like and proud of it.  So, I take it there is nothing to “not like”??

*better reread that, even I am confused.(bottom line, I like what I like).

Well, enough of the horse shit I gotta get back to salt mine aka bath room pissers, those kids couldn’t hit the side of a barn with a tail wind at their backs. No, wonder little boys want to be firemen, because they can …………,and you can think what ever you want here.!!

See later.



Who are you gonna call?



Pickle juice - a remedy for leg cramps - - C-Health

Pickle juice - a remedy for leg cramps - - C-Health

I found a old picture from public school

Hi Joe;

I found a old picture from public school and as I was looking at all those kids in their final year of care free living as a kid and taking a step into their own future, my mind began to turn and generate all kinds of scenarios that they could have chosen or befallen them in the next 50 years.

Of course I am in this picture as well and you know I feel like an ageless wizard,  that as I  look at these faces I see their life’s flash before my eyes. I know everything about them, all the joys, the achievements, the sadness and in some cases some of them pass before their time as their faces fade away from view while others remain.

 I get this theory from my life as it has unfolded and developed and so using this same analogy I presume they had similar paths.

 As I gaze at all these fresh young faces I wonder,

 maybe you have been thru a lot ,

and now some of you have your grandchildren in your custody.

 You are separated from your spouse,

You are remarried and a new set of kids,

Your spouse is still your best friend,

You and your spouse lead separate lives,my money,your money,

You are living alone, happy about,

You are living alone and not happy,

You are living in group home,

you are living with your kids,

your kids and their kids are living with you,(because you need each other),

 you are living with your parents and caring for them,

your parents are living and caring for you, (happens), of course,

 you are candidate for a nursing home,

you are on welfare or supported income,

you have a winter home and go there for 6 months ,

you haven’t retired, you work at a fast food place,

you are retired and own half of your home town,

you drive a exclusive SUV its new,its black,

or you drive a heap, its older and rusting,

or you don’t own a car, you lost your license, 

your kids don’t care about you and you don’t care a shit about them,

 your best friend is the pet cat or dog,

you love your grandchildren, no conditions,

you are glad to be alive and still able face each day with a smile

 what you did all night, takes all night to do and in your dreams,.

you will drink a glass of wine and enjoy it for its character, at any time..

 You enjoy watching the BBQ shows on YouTube ,……well, ??

You are glad about all lot of things, especially, that you can write this to share.

Thanks, call you later,

Happy or what ??

Testing the Video Download.

Hi: this is a video that will make laugh.

Well, at least give you food for thought.

Joe

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Scammer at Work.

Hi Joe:

As you can see the mutts are at it again trying to scam people for money. I copied this for you to read and I have highlighted the spelling errors and use of language that means we are dealing with a moron, albeit a smart one but still a moron.

We notifies You several times about your debt to Pay Pal Bill Me Later.

In the event that you fail to voluntary satisfy our requirements for payment
of your debt to Bill Me Later, we well have to turn to the court with the
purpose of enforced collection of a debt, witch may entail additional
expenses for you, for example, the expenses in the amount of state duty,
the cost of representative's services for the compearance, the compensa*+++tory interest
for the use or detention of money for each day of delay, and the execution free.Furthermore, in accordance with applicable law, you may be restricted from traveling
outside the territory of the country, and your property may be seized.

Based on the foregoing we offer you to pay the debt in the amount of 840.00

WHY WEAR A POPPY?

Its been passed to me from friends and I want to share this with you all. Thank you. We all have somebody that is was or still is soldier. WHY WEAR A POPPY? "Please wear a poppy", the lady said, And held one forth, but I shook my head Then I stopped and watched as she offered them there, And her face was old and lined with care; "But beneath the scars the years had made There remained a smile that refused to fade. A boy came whistling down the street, Bouncing along on carefree feet. "His smile was full of joy and fun, "Lady" said he, "may I have one?" When she pinned it on, he turned to say: "Why do we wear a poppy to-day ?" "The lady smiled in her wistful way, And answered: "This is Remembrance Day, "And the poppy there is a symbol for The gallant men who died in the war. " "And because they did, you and I are free; That's why we wear a poppy you see. I had a boy about your size, With golden hair and big blue eyes. "He loved to play and jump and shout, Free as a bird, he would race about . As the years went by, he learned and grew, And became a man - as you will too. " "He was fine and strong, with a boyish smile, But he'd seemed with us such a little while When war broke out and he went away. I still remember his face that day. "When he smiled at me and said good-bye. 'I'll be back soon, Mum, so please don't cry.'  But the war went on and he had to stay And all l could do was wait and pray. "His letters told us of the awful fight ,(I can see it in my dreams at night), With the tanks and guns and cruel barbed wire, And the mines and the bullets, the bombs and the fire." "That sure did sound like an awful fight, But your son - did he come back alright?" A tear rolled down each faded cheek; She shook her head but didn't speak . "I slunk away in a sort of shame, And if you were with me, you'd have done the same; For our thanks, in giving is aft delayed, Though our freedom was bought - and thousands paid ! "And so, when we see a poppy worn, Let us reflect on the burden borne By those who gave their very all When asked to answer their country's call That we at home in peace might live. Then wear a poppy ! - and give ! Please wear a poppy, it says: “Well done.” Why Wear A Poppy by Don Crawford Handwritten in pencil, and on two sheets of foolscap, Don Crawford turned this poem in to the, The Perth Courier one morning in the early 1960s, where it first saw print a few days later.  For the next several years, and by means unknown, “Why Wear A Poppy” appeared in nearly every weekly newspaper and magazine, including LEGION, in Canada at Remembrance time, as well as foreign publications like Australia’s Anzac Appeal and Scotland’s Claymore magazine, copies of the same being sent to him.  Some years ago, Dominion Command of The Royal Canadian Legion, produced it on slides and tape for television and radio. Schools have used it extensively for their Remembrance programs. Donald J. Crawford died in hospital at Perth on Saturday, October 7, 2000.     They gave,so we could have.!  

Wine and Ipods don’t always mix??.

Hi Joe:

To-day I went to the wine store and I and my partner Kathy picked out a red wine, a three juice blend, to brew. It is a 6 week brew from Australia or beyond and the girl said it was very good.., in price and quality. We don’t as a rule wait for it to age,???, when you can drink it almost right away.

So, folks if you buy a kit with wine skins, be prepared to wait a year before you drink it, it will taste its best then and beyond and in the mean time buy a 6 week kit to drink until its ready. Law of taste versus my thirst for red wine or white, if its good.

Anyway, she also says She is leaving in 6 weeks to go to Hair Dressing School as She rather would enjoy it. Well, I am pissed because this young women is very good at Her job here and it’s the only reason I come to brew my wine,!!! !@#$%^&^*, I know people don’t like it when I say, S**t.., but I was saying P**s.

Finally, after all these years we find a person whom is to your liking, she decides to leave. Well, good for her, she has to take care of herself and I believe She will do well. Anyway, working for another person is not always pleasant. Better, you be your own boss. She will succeed, it has a lot of drive for achievement. Did, I mention She is very pretty.!!!

So, after a few test drives of wine in the store, I went home and tried out a white wine that has been in the cooler for a year. I carefully opened it and gave a pour into a small water glass, I love water glasses, for reasons only known to me, but I will share later.

I took a small inventory of its clarity, taste, color and presentation in the following measures as I sipped its nectar in stages. One glass isn’t enough, so its another glass.

And I was also measuring its alcohol content, not in any way other was I getting a buzz. So, another glass and this time I had the kids ipod tunes on some serious ear buds, hey I am liking this.

As the volume of the liquid increased in my body, so did the volume of the ITunes in my ears. Soon, I was doing the air guitar to AC  DC Ice, CD and rather well in my mind. So, the buzz factor in the wine was doing its job and I was getting deafer by the minute. It’s a 10.

I was getting loud because the boys asked to be quiet because they were watching TV and I was making up dinner, so I thought. Maybe I was doing the dishes from dinner, hum, don’t know. But, the tunes were getting better and better. No wonder the beavers like the ipod in their ears.

Reality, no longer exists, I am an I Pod freak and no longer attached to this earth.?? What’s this, my wife has taken the ear buds away from me, I am grounded, oh well life is short and I just sampled a small bit of it. No, wonder my kids are zombies.!!! No more Ipods for you.!!

Bye Joe, later man.

Stand By Me

Industrial Bicycles from Worksman Cycles,they still make good bikes.

Industrial Bicycles from Worksman Cycles

How to play "Polish Horseshoes".

Hi Folks: if your weekends are lacking some interest,please check this out. I know the Cavemen will try it out.

http://www.austinpost.org/sports/how-play-polish-horseshoes

I think this could work!!. Patriotic Retirement Plan

Dear Mr. Harper,

Please find below our suggestion for fixing Canada 's economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.                               
Pay them 1 million dollars each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed

4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed??, thats a stretch.!!

5) They MUST buy $50 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

Also..
How about putting the very elderly pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home..
That way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

Each senior could have a PC, a TV, radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay $300.00 per week and with little hope of ever getting out.

More points of contention: [Think about this...]

COWS:

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Alberta years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the barn?

And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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